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really long update post -lots of photos

Okay, so this is gonna be one incredibly long post... Because I've been away for ages... went to Kanga Cup in Canberra... I've got lots of photos to post. Many stories to tell.

First I'll introduce you to all the new friends I made... most of them are boys... and most of them have nicknames. But I'll introduce you to them all so that you can put names to faces when I talk about them.... Some of the photos are embarrassing for those in them... but there will be my fair share of drunken images too... some photos are quite big because they are from Frankie and Gallagher...

Timmeh
Tiffskies
The PC's... PC2 (left) PC1 (right)
Stricko - aka Captain Snooze (doing what he does best)
Shaneo
Scotty
Quinlan
Noah
Mick
Marty
Lil Ryan
My Kieran
Jon
Jason
James
Jai
Ivanovic
Gallagher
Frenchie
Frankie
Dan
Crafty
Wellsy
Bandaids
Tassie
Ash
Lockeridge

Okay - so Kanga Cup would have to have been one of the best experiences of my life... I made some awesome new friends... And also met some people who I would have chosen not to have met. BUT - regardless, it was unreal!!

Some memorable events:
- Origin night: Andrew getting plastered and being nicknamed P.C.2... (standing for pissed cunt)... Go the blues!!!!
- The biff on the Friday night: Shaneo, Jase, Me, Lockeridge, Crafty and Jon were witness to perhaps the biggest and worst bashings we've ever seen. I was in complete and utter shock!
- Friday night at O'Malley's: Shaneo, Me, Jase, Lockeridge, Jon and Crafty all each took one for the team and got hit across the face with a newspaper... Why?? For the hell of it... and also because Jase skulled a schooner of Guinness and couldn't feel his face... and we wanted to make sure...
- Brookie's Friday night skulling: The boys bought me a schooner of Stella Artois... and then sang the following song to me as I skulled it down...

"Here's to Biceps, she's true blue... she's a piss pot through and through... She's an asshole so they say... tried to go to heaven, but she went the other way... she went down... down... down... down... (and the down chant continued until I finished)."
- The arm wrestling competition: One would think that being the only female in an arm wrestling competition, I'd be out after the first couple of rounds... but nope! Made it to the final with Crafty - and nailed him! I won!!! hence, I was nicknamed Biceps.
- The introduction of PC: On the first night, Greg was so smashed that he couldn't tell anyone his name... hence, he was nicknamed PC (for Pissed Cunt)
- The Chants: We, the referees created many many chants... Most of which can be found under the LJ Cut...


Some of these are pretty rude... some are actually degrading to us... but we had fun with it...
** I'm blind
I'm Deaf
I WANNA BE A REF
Referee.... Referee

** "i see you ref, shaking that ass"

** "He's black, he's yellow, he's quite a handsome fellow... Linesman!... Linesman!"

** Its windy
Its cold
Hes starting to go bald
4th Offical
4th Offical

** Hes drunk
Hes stoned
He wants another cone
Referee
Referee

** he's a joke
he's a cock
he wanks into a sock
Referee
Referee

** He's lazy
He's fat
He's got a Bacardi hat
4th Official, 4th Official

** Where was Scotty when the goal was scored?
Halfway, halfway!
Where was Scotty when the goal was scored?
At the halfway line!
At the halfway liiiiiiiiiiine!
At the halfway liiiiine!
Where was Scotty when the goal was scored?
At the halfway line!

**"We love you Marty, We do!
We love you Marty, We do!
We love you Marty, We do!
Oooohhh Marty we love you!"

** "Give us a P.... Give us a C.... What does it spell?? PC"

** On top of spaghetti... all covered with dirt...
I sent off that chick... for pulling a shirt...

She went off the field... and onto the bench...
I said that's not far enough... get over the fence...

She cracked the sh*ts... and started to cry...
She got in my face... and got a black eye...

** if I had the wings of an eagle
if I had the eyes of a crow...
i'd fly over this pitch tomorrow...
And shit on the ref below

** They Winged
they complain
they are the ones that ruined the game
the Fucken Players
The Fucken Players

** He's here,
He's queer,
He like it up the rear,
Referee, referee

** Who's your father
Who's your father
Who's your father referee
Haven't got one
Never had one
Your a basterd referee

** He's Gay
He's Bent
His arse is up for rent
Referee
Referee

** "He smokes thousands in a week
And has really rotten teeth

Christian Junior
Christian Junior"

** "He's a conspiracy accuser
And a f*****g loser

Christian Junior
Christian Junior"

** "He copped a massive whack
In his head and in his back

Smoke Stack
Smoke Stack"




- The birth of Brookie's refereeing song...


You don’t know what it’s like to live a referees life!

(To the tune of Welcome to my life by Simple Plan)

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you?

Do you ever wanna run off the field?
And go back to the ref’s room?
And slam the door and punch the wall
Cuz the spectators all were screaming

No you don't know what it's like!
When you get abused all night
You don't know what it's like
To be a ref…

To be abused
And called names
And be insulted on the park
To be blasted for a call
To them, you make no sense at all
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to help you
No you don't know what it's like
To live a referee’s life!

They don’t really give a shit at all!
And will question every thing you do!
They’re just a bunch of idiots
Who’ll push you to your limit

You’re the one who everybody hates
The one everyone insults
And they don’t care how it makes you feel
Cuz they wouldn’t have a clue

No you don't know what it's like!
When you get abused all night
You don't know what it's like
To be a ref…

To be abused
And called names
And be insulted on the park
To be blasted for a call
To them, you make no sense at all
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to help you
No you don't know what it's like
To live a referee’s life!

The player, he lied straight to your face
And promised that it was self defence
He thinks he’s got you under the thumb but that’s really not the case!
You send him off violent conduct
And he clobbers you in the face
You don't know what it's like, what it's like

To be abused
And called names
And be insulted on the park
To be blasted for a call
To them, you make no sense at all
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to help you
No you don't know what it's like… what it’s like

To be abused
And called names
And be insulted on the park
To be blasted for a call
To them, you make no sense at all
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to help you
No you don't know what it's like
To live a referee’s life!
To live a referee’s life!
Welcome to my life!


- Christian Harlow: Super fuckwit - that's all I need to say!
- Christian Junior: Who could forget when I nailed that wanker in the side of the head with a perfect volley... courtesy of a perfect ball from Shaneo... Stupid dickhead was a loser, conspiracy accuser and he had rotten teeth... ewww!!
- Hank the Tank: the inspector who was a complete and utter legend!! Photo below is of him with the boys at the dinner.... He was awesome! Everyday, he'd attempt to break his record from getting to Kaleen from Southwell Park...
Hank and the boys
- Brookie: Never without a beer after 4pm
- Run ins with the sheep...
- Apple Crumb?
- Shaneo and the glasses
- Bandaids hooking in with all the boys
- Laura the little hussy getting put in her place by me on the first day
- The referee's exhibition futsal game
- The player who asked for my phone number
- The player who told me his phone number
- Getting absolutely smashed on the last night and having Kieran put toothpaste all over my face, only for me to wipe it all over Frankie...
- Kieran teaching me how to play roulette and helping me double my money
- Brookie winning Tooheys New trivia
- Kieran ending up in the bush
- The empties collection

and of course - The refereeing!!!



The memories...
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Tiffskies on the sheep

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Tiff, Me and Darren at Starbucks - Starbucks Hot Chocolate kept us sane in the insane cold weather

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Tiff and Noah at Questacon next to the tallest man in the world

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Tiff and Noah hooked up!!

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Tiff and me at the opening cermony - it was freezing!!

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Tiff at Southwell park... the frost was melting away

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Jai on the escalator at the mall

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Shaneo with his aviators

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Shaneo on the loo

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Shaneo and those dodgy glasses... Revenge of the nerd!

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Shaneo and PC on origin night

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Me and Shaneo on the last night

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Quinlan and Me

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PC fell in the box

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We couldn't see Parliament house through the fog... it was only about 300m away from where we were

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The boys on Origin night

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Just some of the empties

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Mick and me

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Lockeridge, Marty and Jai in the tunnel at Questacon

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Lil Ryan and me

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Lil Ryan picked up!! Quite a looker too!!

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Kieran in the bush

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Kieran and Mick havin a muck around biff...

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Kieran and me

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Jon and me - we were on our way to the casino here... we were smashed!

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Jase attempting the impossible

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Ivan and that fist of his!

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Group hug

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Me, Quinlan and Tiff were fascinated by the raised Fire Hydrants in Canberra... we don't have above ground fire hydrants in brisbane.

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The fireengines... someone set off the alarm!

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Quinlan and the sheep!

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How tall am I??

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Me and that goddamned sheep!

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Me and Timmy on the way to the Casino

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Me and Shaneo on Origin night

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Me and lil Ryan

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Me...

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The boys undid my belt

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Bandaids, Timmy and me

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Timmy and Frankie with the toilet sign

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Timmy, Andrew, Gallager and Quinlan

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OUr Fridge - we didn't have a fridge in our room... so what we did was we opened our window and put the beer on the window sill... it kept our beer ice cold!

The drunken photos and morning afters...
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Timmeh on Monday morning

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Me and Kieran

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Me, Timmy, Bandaids and Frankie

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Me always with a beer after 4pm

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Me and Frankie after getting smashed off our faces on the last night!

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Me blind drunk!

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Frankie on Monday Morning

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Frenchie on Monday morning

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Crafty and Lockeridge doing what we seemed to do best

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PC 2 on the piss

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PC 1 on monday morning

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Shaneo touchin PC 2's ass...

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All the empties going to the bin - 6 garbage bags, 4 cartons and a six pack



And finally - I thought I'd post some pictures to let you all in on what I do... While I was at Kanga Cup, I was lucky enough to have been selected to referee the Under 18 girls Grand Final... which is where these photos came from...


Some of these also include some of the boys...
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The grand final team... Timmy, Ash, Me and Frenchie

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Timmy and Ash

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Tiff reffing

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Quinlan Refereeing

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Jai refereeing

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Me and my boys just before kicking off the final

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The teams and us before the final

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Me in action doing what I love most!



Wow!! What a post! Lots of pictures!!
I'm gonna leave it here now and post some more pictures maybe later...
Buh bye... Love the newly nicknamed BICEPS Brookie!

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